The Way to a Man's Heart

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through the ribcage." - Stephen Colbert

When it comes time to really impress your man, to get under his skin so he thinks of you constantly, it is time to pull out the big guns. Be prepared to give away your pride, your self-respect and probably a few pairs of your underwear. When it comes to master the skill of how to impress men, there are no holds barred, the gloves are off and the last woman standing wins.
Here are ten surefire steps to imprinting your image on any man's simple brain.

1. Show Some Skin

This one's easy. When you know you're gonna be around Mr. Hard-To-Impress, show a little skin. Wear a skirt that's a bit shorter than usual, or show some cleavage.

2. Show No Skin

This tactic is counter-intuitive, but it works; trust me. Just play this one the opposite of the first piece of advice. When you know you're going to be around the guy you're working on, cover yourself up more than usual.
Lots of gals are walking around showing their thighs or flashing a little skin, so you do the opposite. You'll stand out. He'll remember you. Trust me.
The point is to stand out and be different. Don't be like every other woman in the room. That means you show skin if the others aren't, or you cover up if the others are showing too much.

3. Ignore Him

If there's a guy you're interested in and he isn't impressed by you right off, ignore the jerk. He isn't worth your time anyway. Be of the attitude that you're hotter than him, more desirable, and too far above his station for him to even dream about.
This is the most basic form of the "snub", that old trick passed down from mother to daughter. Ignore a guy long enough and he'll go wild for you.

4. Then Shower Him With Praise

In direct opposition to the 'ignore him' advice comes this little gem: if a guy isn't impressed by you, start to lay it on really thick. Compliment him every day, hang around him and tell him how hot he is. In short, tell him what he wants to hear.
How could he not fall for you if you turn into his biggest fan?

5. Get Cozy With His Best Friend...And

This one's a low blow, but trust me, men will stop at nothing to impress you. Why should there be boundaries where you're concerned?
Guys and their close friends aren't big dumb oafs, though popular culture may want you to think they are. They respond to pressure just like we do. If you get nice and cozy with a guy's best friend, he will get jealous, both because his buddy isn't spending time with him anymore, and because his buddy is with a hot girl - you.
What you need to remember is that guys are competitive. They might not want you at first, but they don't want you wanting their best friend. Get their attention with the threat of someone else.

6. Then Break His Best Friend's Heart

This is the crucial second part of step 5. If you want to impress a guy, you can't be dating his friend when the gag works. Once you feel that the guy is starting to fall for you, crush his best friend's heart like an old grape.
This will have a double effect - yeah, at first your guy is going to be mad at you for hurting his friend, because friends have to watch out for friends. But that anger is going to fester in his heart and turn into strong affection.
Just like Beatrice and Benedick in Shakespeare's classic love story "Much Ado About Nothing", all the fighting and anger lets you work one another into a froth, then fall desperately in love. You have to be careful with this one, not being too cruel. But if you play it just right, you're in like sin.

7. Ask Him Out First

The simplest step on this list. If you want to impress a guy, walk up to him and ask him out. Make your plan specific.
Is there are semi-pro or professional baseball team in your town? Get tickets to a game and plan a picnic lunch. Be extra sweet and girly, but build the date around a classic 'guy' activity.
You'll have a new puppy following you around before you can say "Play ball".

8. Constantly Turn Down His Advances

The opposite of step 7 is to put on the full snub. The snub works like this - every time he asks you out, consider it for just a split second, then immediately turn him down, offering some obviously lame excuse. Playing hard to get works wonders for his desire.
Do this for enough advances and he's going to be mad as a hatter over you. We don't know why the snub works, and we don't question it. We just do it.

9. Be One of the Guys

In that rare case where the guy you want to impress really has no idea who you are, you'll have to do your best tomboy impersonation. Tag along to guy events, join the high school or college football team's booster club that he's a fan of, get your feet dirty fishing in a creek.
I don't know the various scenarios that entail you getting to be 'one of the guys' - but you do. Find what makes this guy tick and work that angle. Join his group of friends and plunk yourself down next to him. He'll think of you as a friend first, then his interest is going to shoot up from there.
If you are attractive to him and he realizes you might tag along with him when he goes about his life, he's naturally going to start thinking that's a good combination.

10. Be One of the Gals

Maybe the reason he isn't noticing you or impressed by you is the fact that you are like one of the guys. A woman can be too tomboyish. If this is the case, it is time to get girly.
Get a makeover. Change your hair and clothes. Do something girly. Join a girly club or take dancing lessons and tell him you need a lead partner...anything to get the two of you in each others arms.
At this stage you may be desperate, but whatever you do, don't let him know you're doing all this for him. That's the best way to kill a guy's interest. We want what we can't have, so never tip your hand.
The fact is, if he's not noticing you, you have to mix things up to get noticed. If you happen to be doing the guy things and he's still not taking notice, then pulling out the female card has a lot of advantages. Show him you can be a girl, too, and he's going to be attracted to that.
He likes you as a friend now. But you have something his guy friends can't give him. Enough said.

If you really need to impress your man, one of the ten steps above get you to the finish line in plenty of time to gloat about your victory.
Make a checklist and go down the list, if nothing else seems to be working.

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